If you've purchased an Apple, congratulations, you're now an elite member of an exclusive club
With it brings some privileges of which some are listed below. Please try to remember them

1. Everything Apple does is just and right. Do not doubt what we do. It is for your own good.
2. As an Apple user, you are proven to be not only a smarter tech user, you are also automatically more creative, clever, cooler.
   Seek out your fellow Apple users and reaffirm your higher status and renew your pledge to the company.
3. Poking at Apple is to be met with righteous indignation and fury.
   You are free to poke at other companies without fear of being hypocrites.
4. Only Apple is creative and original. Always look at what non Apple companies have made and find how they have stolen ideas from Apple. If you cannot find anything, remember that Apple will do it soon and thus it will be better than what exist. Feel free to express that without fear.

Ahhhh.... so very true

and then come out the ipad...
pads have been out for a while now under windows .. but i dout anyone will remember that when they see the newest innovation